the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Clearly, the upper part is darker than the bottom one.

Or is it? Cover the borderline/center of the figure with your finger to find out.

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME? 

(Source: did-you-kno)

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Mom: I’m not paying for college so you could become an atheist. 

Me: … 

Mom: I raised you one way, you turned out the other.

Okay, Mom. Go back to work now.

XD

Ben…

Ben Brooks, what the fuck is a minus doing next to my B? What’s wrong witcho? 

I can’t believe I TALKED for YOU, Ben Brooks!

Nah…that’s okay…I guess.  A B would’ve satisfied, though, Bernard.


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Wow. Montclair did something classy as fuck.

Wow. Montclair did something classy as fuck.

(Source: lacigreen)

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starkidron:

doctorwho:

The Dancing Angels

A close cousin to the Weeping Angels

but so much deadlier

Dont turn your back, dont look away, and whatever you do, dont grind. Grind and youre dead.

(Source: the-shade-of-sonic-lipstick)

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